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Magic
Trick Catalog
Blond Anglo women, Playboy bunnies, and bands like Freddy
Fender and Duane Eddy keep the aliens entertained..
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Political
ads are a hot topic.
The candidates are scrambling to find support everywhere
they can. A draft of a John Edwards TV ad was handed
to me by a disgruntled video editor.
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MY
METER IS RUNNING
Listen ... don't complain to me about the high cost
of gas, buddy. I know all about it. Who do you think
started the whole thing? Me.
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PRACTICAL
JOKES FOR THE RICH
You'll be sure to trick your colleagues with sterling
silver hand buzzers or the Waterford Crystal Dribbling
Goblet.
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CLASSIC
REAGAN HUMOUR
It would be tasteless of us to write Reagan jokes during
this time of national mourning... but he was fair game
when he was president!
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BUMPER
CROP
Classic
Bumper Stickers like "Don't Blame
Me, I Voted for Hitler."
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COWBOYS
OF MANY LANDS
Pound for pound, the Pygmy cowboy was perhaps the finest
rodeo performer in the world.
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WHEN
THE BABY CRIES
"You
snap awake. There it is again in the next
room... The baby is crying again."
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A
GUIDE FOR TEENS
The
teenage years can be tough. Fortunately,
the editors of National Lampoon addressed
the problems teens face with this handy
guide.
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AUNT
RON'S CRAFTS FOR BOYS
By Ron Barnett. The
hardest part of parenting is balancing work,
watching TV, and finding things to keep
your hellspawn away from you.
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DICK
IN JANE
Originally issued 1984
by Barbara Schubeck illustrations by Michael Gross
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THE
TOILET PAPERS
By Chris Miller
"Brown,
that's the color -- rich, deep, filled with
secret fire, the color of earth, mahogany,
and chocolate. And moo."
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DEATH
IS …
If you’re a Peanuts cartoon fan, you’ll love this
morbid twist. Another classic NatLamp piece animated
for the web by our underfed Scanner-Slave, Jay Naughton.
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BOND,
JAMES BOND
Connery, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan. It doesn’t matter
who’s your favorite -- you’ll be shocked to see the
promo for this never-before-seen Bond film. |
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MY VAGINA
Originally issused April 1979
National Lampoon
By John Hughes |
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SAVAGE CHRISTMAS
Originally issused December 1977
National Lampoon
By R. Bruce Moody |
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CHRISTMAS '59
Originally issused December 1980
National Lampoon
By John Hughes |
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The
Beatles
Unreleased
albums, the never-seen sequel to Help, and
the mysterious fifth Beatle. |
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REMEMBERING MAMA
Originally issued January 1972
National Lampoon
By Chris Miller |
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HOW TO WRITE GOOD
Originally issued March 1971
National Lampoon
By Michael O'Donoghue
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Summer
How I spent my summer vacation. by Jay Naughton |
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YOUNG BUMS
Originally issued July 1979
National Lampoon
By Tod Carroll |
|
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4-PEAT
4 literary treats originally
issued from 1979 to 1985
National Lampoon
|
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HELLO JESUS
Originally issued April 1984
By Fred Graver and philip Scheuer |
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WORKING GIRL
From November 1983 a
parody that surely pissed
off the editors of "Working
Woman" magazine |
sponsored
advertisement
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ENGAGEMENT GUIDE
Originally issued November 1979
National Lampoon
By John Hughes |
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LETTERS
Letters from people we don't know
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SEXUAL HEALTH
Originally issued 1980
National Lampoon
By Ted Mann |
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WATER FIGHT
Originally issued January 1981
National Lampoon
By John Bendel |
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PLO WEEKLY
Originally issued 1983
National Lampoon
By Gerald Sussmann |
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LITE PORNO
Originally issued December 1980
National Lampoon
By Hugo Flesch |
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WWII VS. VIETNAM
Originally issued October 1980
National Lampoon
By P.J. O'Rourke and Tod Carroll |
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O.C. AND STIGGS
Originally issued September 1980
National Lampoon
By O.C. Oglevey and Mark Stiggs |
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ANIMAL HOUSE
One of the stories from
National Lampoon
magazine that inspired
National Lampoon's Animal House
By Chris Miller |
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FARTMAN AND FATHERMAN
Originally issued June 1979
National Lampoon
By John Hughes, Tom Corcoran,
Gerrald Sussman, and Judy Corcoran |
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GOLFING TWO-FER
Originally issued 1973 and 1979
National Lampoon
By Sean Kelly and John Hughes |
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DIAGNOSTIC DOCTOR
Originally issued from 1974 - 75
National Lampoon
By Brian McConnachie |
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