National Lampoon Dotcom Flashbacks Presents

But first, a message from your humble archivist, the Scanner Bitch.
 


Copyright infringement month continues...

This week's piece has been requested quite often by some sick fuck. I resisted ... until now.

It is just so wrong on so many levels.

For the first time, I can't even come up with a pithy/stupid introduction. I wash my hands of the following article.

I have nothing more to say. From 1971, here is

Dick In Jane

John Doe
Archivist
Scanner Bitch
Crouching under my desk with my eyes darting...waiting for the feds.