Parents of the Girls of the Eastwest Conference
But first, a message from your humble archivist, the Scanner Bitch
It's Contest Time Again!
I know some of you ladies are sitting out there right now saying to your boyfriends and husbands, "I'm not sending that perverted little fuckchop a picture of myself nude with a bucket on my head! What would my family think?"
Well, little lady, let me put your mind at ease. The editors of National Lampoon magazine examined this very issue twenty years ago! Their findings were conclusive: your mom and dad will be proud of you! Imagine them beaming with pride as your picture slowly displays on their WebTV! They'll be the hit of the weekly canasta get-together!
As a service to you reluctant ladies, I'm reporting those findings in this week's Flashback. From 1982, and reprinted in glorious full-color in the new National Lampoon Big Book of Love on sale now!
So, ladies, put down your knitting and get busy. Send us your photo. The best picture will get a copy of the book.
For you guys out there, let's just say you've got some work to do.
Jay Naughton
Archivist
Coming
next week, the often-requested short story by Chris Miller ... THE TOILET
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