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National Lampoon
Dotcom Flashbacks Presents
The
Mystery Of The Ghostwriter
But first, a message from your
humble archivist, the Scanner Bitch
.
Welcome to the first installment of the National
Lampoon DotCom Book Parody Club. There is a very large void to fill now
that Orca Winfrey has tired of taking under-the-table payola from publishers,
and wants to move the focus of her show to women's issues and sandwiches.
Each installment of the NLDCBPC will give you fellas out there an opportunity
to get together at your local Hooters and discuss the finer points of classic
literary parody while your wives think you're working late.
What you can expect from me is fine parodies
of well-known books and authors in these pages until I get tired of doing
it.
First up, is a startlingly accurate parody
of those amateur sleuths, whose mysteries are required reading at Catholic
seminaries all across the world, the Hardy Boys. As you're reading this,
keep in the back of your mind the number of synonyms that exist for the
word "said." In this story, I lost count after 100.
Now from 1984, here is ...
.
The
Mystery Of The Ghostwriter
Jay
Naughton
Archivist
Chum
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