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But first, a message from your humble archivist, the Scanner Bitch
This was a week to be a Washingtonian. The inauguration of George Weimar Bush was a festival to behold.
And thanks to my connections with National
Lampoon Dotcom, I got a choice seat.
The boys at NL spared no expense in issuing
the documents I needed to get my press credentials.
The Secret Service balked at this, but then I ended up getting a VIP pass in exchange for these photos I found under some boxes in the bunker.
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But as soon as I got settled in, Colin Powell came by and slapped my feet down off the railing.
All the excitement meeting the people of the new administration led me to research more about my new Texan friends. This little gem from 1982 gave me all the background I needed.
Jay
Naughton
Scanner Bitch
Archivist
Fat Cat