teh b0ring p0lit|cal P|EcE 0f sh!t
YU0R ST00P1D SC@|\||\|3R B!TC|-|
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H@S bEE|\| RePL@CEd \/\/|TH
teh ultim@tE st0ry @b0ut
THE UBER-PROTO-SLACKERS
(who would have been L33T h@x0Rs like me if computers had been invented before they died)
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Commadore Supreme Jedi
NeoJarJarSuluBaggins-El
L33T H@`/,()R
(which means "elite hacker", for those of you not "down" with the "hacker" community ...
which is populated with "dorks" whose ghost-white "skin" is bathed in the constant glow
of their flickering monitors, and Russian "gangsters" who I do NOT fuck with. No offense, komrade.)