National Lampoon Dotcom Flashbacks Presents
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WASHINGTON, D.C.  - Concern mounts for another missing journalist who has not posted a classic National Lampoon piece in several weeks. Officials within the Bush administration expressed concern that this could be another case of a reporter kidnapped by hostile terrorists, "or...the guy could just be on a six-week bender," said a source close to the investigation. An FBI task force searched the home of the "Scanner Bitch" and found the modest, suburban Washington residence to be a "dump."

A scan of the only computer found on the property revealed little: forty-two different, pirated MP3 versions for the Phil Collins '80s hit "Susudio" including a rare dance re-mix, and this article from the July, 1984 National Lampoon magazine, which, in light of current events, is in extremely poor taste.

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