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General Richard Myers (Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) says, “I haven’t seen the pictures, video, or website yet, but I’ll bet it’s amazing!”
Sen. Edward Kennedy, “Absolute insanity. I love it.”
Sen. John Kerry, “Just what I needed.”
V.P. Dick Cheney, “I wiped my ass with the Geneva Convention, Now SMELL IT SISSEY”
Attorney General John Ashcroft, “Ha, Ha, Ha… Funny as hell!”
Secretary of State Colin Powell, “OH... Fuck me.”

 

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CACI•CIA•MI•MP Productions
and Dick Cheney Undisclosed Location Time Shares LLC