Tatum O’Neil Arrested for Buying Crack

 
Oopsy! 

Tatum O’Neil was arrested in NYC yesterday picking up some crack in her neighborhood.  She was found carrying a crack pipe and was on the lower east side hollering at the local crack pushers.  Before everyone jumps to any conclusion on this let me say that her purchase is totally justified.  She is playing a junkie in an upcoming role!  Common people, we need our actors to play their roles really well.  We can’t be sending them to jail just because they are trying to do a great job entertaining us.

I think there should be a US Department for the advancement of Method Actors.  A government controlled office that assists actors researching a role, whether it be a terrorist, a drug dealer, or a raging anti-semite a la Mel Gibson.  If we are to believe that we live in a progressive society, then we should all back this.  I can’t wait to get this question in when the presidential campaign youtube debates begin!