Shaq, ask my daughter how your ass tastes…

Dear Zaz,

Shaq thinks I ruined his marriage? I was accused of rape cousin, bought my wife a $2 million dollar ring and we all good. Maybe if he took care of his wife like he took care of all the groupies he fucked and paid off, his marriage wouldn’t be much like his NBA career, OVER. That’s why women don’t fight wars, if they did, Hilary Clinton would send Mrs. Bin Laden a $2 million dollar ring and this war on terror would be over son. Man, you’re just hating because you live in the desert now home boy, not on the east nor the west coast. Shaq plays mid coast bitch! Shaq plays with a team of dinosaurs while I got a bunch of up-and-coming talents that lick up my spit like you used to try to get me to do. I can win it without you! You’ll see! Then you’ll see how truly great Kobe’s beef tastes. I’m so good, my poop does taste like actual Kobe beef. Shaq, how’s my poop taste?

Always Angry,

The MVP of the NBA, Bitch

#24

Kobe Bryant

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