The Biggest Thing in Hip-Hop: DMX’s Rap Sheet

DMX can’t believe DMX got arrested again!

Yep, the professional mug shot model rapper has successfully managed to land his triple platinum-sellin’ ass behind bars over the weekend. This time it was for trying to dodge $7,500 in medical expenses by using a fake identity — seems a playa ain’t a playa unless he bilks Blue Cross Blue Shield.

But wait up I know what you’re thinking… the DMX of June 27, 2008 popped for trying to purchase coke and weed can’t possibly be the DMX of July 19, 2008 popped for using a fake name and social security number. Where’s the street cred in that? But ya gotta admit, when it comes to finding new and interesting ways of getting himself locked up, the man’s got range.

DMX’s latest arrest makes for his fifth in the past two months, his FIFTH! That’s an arrest once every twelve days! And given that DMX is no stranger to small confined spaces, he pretty much gives new meaning to Dick In A Box.

To date DMX has been arrested eleven times and according to law enforcement officials, a twelfth will qualify him for a Rewards Program where he’d receive free copy of USA Today and a complimentary continental breakfast.